Existentialism .. Part I and Part II

Like usual, I'm supposed to be doing homework but I'm not. I'm kinda distracted.

Part 1 Why Andy Will Most Likely Have to File For Bankruptcy 

Andy's ex-wife has decided that, because she does not feel that she can trust Andy to pay the payments and essentially not do the same thing to her that she is currently doing to him, she would like to foreclose on the home. This "calculated risk" could cost us anywhere from 10-50k in losses depending on how much U.S. Bank is capable of selling it for. Everyone say a prayer. 

Well... what do I do now? We borrowed money to get into the home we were purchasing. Now that money is gone to Quicken and we won't be getting it back. My kids aren't sleeping well. I walk around my life like a zombie. School. Work. Sleep. 

I know this isn't the end of the world but I feel that my hope has been cut away from me with a knife... slowly and deliberately. Tonight as we talked, the nastiness that oozed from everyone made me ill... I almost got sick on her front porch. The utter lack of respect for everyone involved on everyone's part broke my heart. 

I felt like I was watching a movie... a movie where I essentially set Andy up to be insulted for no resolution and for no purpose other than clarification that he is.. essentially a piece of shit. The sheer idiocy of this situation makes me ill. 

Part II Pure Romance

I sell lubricants, lotions, lingerie and bedroom accessories and I'm damn proud of it.

Do I embarrass you?

The bible has a lot more kinky porn than anything Pure Romance has in it's books. 

 Do you value yourself and your sexual satisfaction? 

You should. It doesn't just exist to procreate.

 Marriages fall apart every day because of sex. Coming home every night to a partner who doesn't want you doesn't really make a man (or woman) want to stick around. Women need to be enabled and empowered.. and men need to feel safe in their relationships. I do both.

 I educate women who are confused about their private issues and act as a confidant for those with no idea who to talk to. I help them communicate their needs. I help them fight for the health of their relationship. Insult me under your breath if you want to, but I know that what I'm doing is something I can be proud of. Something that I'd willingly tell my grandma about.

God created sex. Thank you God! Pure Romance.... God's gift to relationships ;) 

You could sit with a few of your close friends, learn about new products and not have to leave your house. Everyone is different and because Pure Romance is incredibly passionate about respecting each individual's needs. 

We sell shave gel people. 

We sell vaginal dilators so it won't hurt you anymore.

We sell stimulants so you will not only want your husband,

but you'll enjoy it. 

We sell toys because sometimes it takes self-exploration to find out what you enjoy. 

We sell lubricants because everyone should use a lubricant. 

It prevents tearing and scar tissue. 

No one is born knowing everything about sex. 

You shouldn't have to watch porn to find out what you like.

I'm proud of what I do. I am trustworthy and hardworking. I love my family and I love my partner.  I don't want to sell kitchenware. I don't want to sell makeup. 

I want to help people with one of their most private struggles. 

I need to do some homework. 

I need to go sell some lube. 

Hey... y'all want some?